15pc Archie McPhee Shakespearean Insults/Dramatic Assorted Bandages/Plasters

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Lov'rs of shakespeare shall loveth our Shakespearean Insult Bandages! An excellent endeth of the school year gift to kisseth up to thy Literature Teacher!

Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!   These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies caused by rapiers both sword and wit.   The healing power of William Shakespeare can now be with you!



15 sterile bandages

Decorated with Shakespeare & his insults

Perfect for curs & wretches

Collectible/resuable tin

Thy prize awaits inside!



They dole out hilarious, yet dramatic, insults like:



"Do thou amend my face, and I'll amend my life."  Henry IV, Part I

"Thy wit's as thick as Tewksbury mustard." Henry IV, Part II

"Thou art a knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats" King Lear



You'll feel like you're sitting in the Globe Theater every time you fall down and scrape your knee!   Best of all, a free prize comes in each tin!

Tin contains 15 latex-free bandages.  Large bandages measure 3 inches long x 1 inch wide.   Thy prize awaits inside our Shakespearean Insult Bandages!



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